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Airscrews misbehaving

A phallic contrail has got a US navy pilot in hot water as the top brass don't see the joke. He may have been trying to outdo an RAF pilot who did something similar earlier this year. Perhaps one of the old iron age hill carvings was the inspiration?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629
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I think what really got him in trouble was he didn't draw a vagina too. That would show he's really equal opportunity and not just a tool of the patriarchy.
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A phallic contrail has got a US navy pilot in hot water as the top brass don't see the joke. He may have been trying to outdo an RAF pilot who did something similar earlier this year. Perhaps one of the old iron age hill carvings was the inspiration?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629
The women who observed the scene and commented will be singing


Goin' up to the penis in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I sigh
When I sigh and they play with my breast
Gonna go to the place that's the best

Prepare yourself you know it's a must
Gotta have a friend in phalus
So you know that when you sigh
He's gonna recommend you
To the penis in the sky
Gonna recommend you
To the penis in the sky
That's where you're gonna go when you sigh
When you sigh and they play with your breast
You're gonna go to the penis that's the best

{Instrumental}

Never been a fusser. I never fuss
I got a friend in phalus
So you know that when I sigh
He's gonna set me up with
The penis in the sky
Oh set me up with the penis in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I sigh
When I sigh and they play with my breast
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
Go to the place that's the best



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What the is an "airscrew"?
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What the is an "airscrew"?
An "airscrew" is, of course, :

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ˈɛːskruː/
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noun: airscrew; plural noun: airscrews

an aircraft propeller.
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=a...MYvp8werrZnIDw

Mark V is obviously confused.....again.....and probably meant for the title to read "aircrews misbehaving".
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Well, they were screwing around....
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An "airscrew" is, of course, :



https://www.google.com.au/search?q=a...MYvp8werrZnIDw

Mark V is obviously confused.....again.....and probably meant for the title to read "aircrews misbehaving".
No exhibiting humour which you obviously lack and substitute boorishness for
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P.S. We have a humour section in "The Barracks", of which I am a regular reader, (and where this thread would have possibly been more appropriately located rather than "Modern Wars and Warfare ) but which is not this websites raison d'etre.

I am sure, if you took a step back - and a deep breath, you would agree.
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Well, they were screwing around....
Airscrew = Aircraft Propeller

Slang: To Screw = To Shag = Have Sexual Intercourse.

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