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Joan of Arc changes women's underwear fashion

http://rosaliegilbert.com/underpants.html

This article got me thinking:
France is the fashion centre of Europe

Riding horseback in Armor means , well, chafing is a problem.
About 1415, underwear becomes 'popular'.

Was Jeanne an exemplar to young maidens...?

http://www.fashiongonerogue.com/marl...line-lingerie/
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Hrumph!

I appear to be the only one who notices that the Joan of Arc Lingerie models are wearing what appear to be Viking era helms, while they should be wearing 15 century sallots.


PLUS padded wool "long Janes'.

ONE of you should write a letter of protest....
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So she's to blame...
Hi Rojik:
I was reading a blogsite where the writer claimed that
:the Medieval church railed against women wearing 'brees', as it would lead to "pantaloons'....


Apparently the Vatican had yet to meet J-Lo or Brittany Speers.... -
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I've never met a girl in pantaloons that I didn't like.

OK, I may never have actually met a girl in pantaloons, but the point stands.
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I've never met a girl in pantaloons that I didn't like.

OK, I may never have actually met a girl in pantaloons, but the point stands.
So- you are - NOT Zorro, After all?

She may have worn LInothorax Lingerie with a soft leather covering, which would mould to her, ahh, curves, providing her smith with a template....
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for the little we know about her, she was rather plane and not that curving.
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for the little we know about her, she was rather plane and not that curving.
... "Jeanne d'Arc" was really "Jean d'Arc", a popular 15th Century drag queen known to frequent the clubs of Orleans. Every day Jean was very plain, but his custom made Louis Vuitton de Codpiece armour was very light, form fitting and curvaceous, and he cleaned up nicely; small wonder that he was the inspiration for women's lingerie. Here's a painting by noted French artist "RuPaul" that Jean found time to pose for between sieges and trials.

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Whoo- Pope Clement is going to get you for that, Denis

The Medieval church frowned on depictions of J oF A with "male gear'-here she is charging the Maudit Anglais - with a wool spindle...
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for the little we know about her, she was rather plane and not that curving.
http://wn.com/the_passion_of_joan_of...ovie™_hd_1080p

INGRID BERGMANN IS NOT curvy enough for you??

Jean mon ami, you 'ave been dans L' Allemange a plus tard....
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What you need is a Joan who can get the troops to follow her...

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Say, your Joual's ...

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INGRID BERGMANN IS NOT curvy enough for you??

Jean mon ami, you 'ave been dans L' Allemange a plus tard....
... pretty good, but be careful, you calling John "a plus tard" and all, could make him cranky.
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What you need is a Joan who can get the troops to follow her...

That outfit would not only get her a reprieve from the stake, It would earn her a personal appointment to Alexander the sixth Borgia's staff....
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That's not Joan ...

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That outfit would not only get her a reprieve from the stake, It would earn her a personal appointment to Alexander the sixth Borgia's staff....
... that's one of Pope Ronrigo's illegitimate daughters. You can't see them but she has the same huge feet as her old man, and penchant for handing out Happy Meals.

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