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06 May 12, 08:53
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: A cotton field
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Originally Posted by DARKPLACE
There are two ways. One sit down and wedge it under the seat and into the bowl.
That last bit is most important. Other wise you can end up with a jet shooting between the seat and the bowl. The chances of this happening increase dramatically if your at your girlfriends house meeting her parents for the first time.
The other is to stand naked in your garden and let rip. Singing hearts of oak while doing this is optional.
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#3 - Handstand.
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06 May 12, 16:55
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Originally Posted by Mini-Me
#3 - Handstand.
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Excellent!
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07 May 12, 06:09
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Real Name: Maggie
Join Date: May 2010
Location: The Left Coast
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This is definitely gonna pizz off the Berkeley tree huggers. Obama is in deep  now! 
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Originally Posted by Cheetah772
you know, "Hope and Change"?
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Now it's "Forward"...off the edge of a cliff if Obama is re-elected. 
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07 May 12, 14:54
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Utah
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Originally Posted by Cheetah772
Somehow I have to chuckle at this article, as it seems that the nature had decided to issue an ominous warning on Obama's potential second term.
The National Christmas tree died few days ago, and ironically, it replaced a previous tree that was destroyed by high winds in February 2011.
It would seem that even Obama can't keep a National Christmas tree alive during his first term! So much for his supposedly messianic magic.
The National Park Service says the Colorado blue spruce died of "transplant shock." It came from a tree farm in New Jersey last year and was planted on the Ellipse just south of the White House in March 2011. "Transplant shock"? Oh really...what a laugh!
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Transplant shock is an actual issue. It's a big reason why trees that are planted in Urban Environments die so much more rapidly than trees in a more natural environment. It's such a big issue that Urban Forestry is becoming a specialized career track, separately from Traditional Forestry.
So how is Obama supposed to keep a tree alive when silviculture is a demanding enough field on its own and the Foresters and Botanists assigned to maintain the grounds are unable to keep a tree alive?
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07 May 12, 15:13
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Real Name: Dan Nemeth
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Silver Spring, Maryland
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Originally Posted by Naffenea
Transplant shock is an actual issue. It's a big reason why trees that are planted in Urban Environments die so much more rapidly than trees in a more natural environment. It's such a big issue that Urban Forestry is becoming a specialized career track, separately from Traditional Forestry.
So how is Obama supposed to keep a tree alive when silviculture is a demanding enough field on its own and the Foresters and Botanists assigned to maintain the grounds are unable to keep a tree alive?
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I was being sarcastic in my OP.
Besides, wasn't Obama supposed to be some sort of left-wing Messiah?
Dan
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07 May 12, 15:19
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Real Name: Jeff
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Noblesville, IN
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The tree killed itself. Who wouldn't, being in that position?
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07 May 12, 18:08
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Real Name: Mayor McCheese
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Mega City Centralia
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Originally Posted by Mountain Man
Rumor has it the soil tests revealed an extremely high BS titer around the roots.
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Crazy thing is, I thought was supposed to HELP plants grow. DC should be filled with healthy plants!
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07 May 12, 21:27
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Real Name: Vice-Adm. Ian F. MacDonald
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: At Sea
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Washington is so full of it the sewers are even running over.
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10 May 12, 22:09
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Utah
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Originally Posted by Cheetah772
I was being sarcastic in my OP.
Besides, wasn't Obama supposed to be some sort of left-wing Messiah?
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Dangit. usually my sarcasm detector works a lot better. Thanks for the recalibration  |
10 May 12, 22:29
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Real Name: Roderick
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Obama is chicken feed, he kills a tree as apposed to Gillard who is killing off a whole country.
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